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Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. Really bad, said the second bee, the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey No problem, said the first
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. Th
Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says to the other I can't understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best of food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race. There wa
A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter? A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing ou
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, ab
A man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet that could do everything! The shop owner suggested a faithful dog. The man replied, Come
A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everythi
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. You've led a long and good life the genie said, I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. The guy says OK, and drives away. The nex
To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks
There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might b
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite? the tourist asked. The old man replied, Nope. So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarli
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg? Well Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wi
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making the